*Names in this story have been changed to protect the not-so innocent*
A few weeks ago, a few friends and I were chatting at a restaurant while waiting for our food. The kids were all being goofy, nothing unusual there. The girl was teasing the two boys by poking and tickling them. Her hands must have got to close to private areas, and the mom said, “Ellie, careful! No poking people’s privates!”.
Ellie looks right at her mom and says, “Why? You do it to daddy!”
Ellie’s mom stood silent, with a “oh crap” expression on her face. The other mom and I just laughed and laughed and laughed.