One thing is certain, my child is good at making me turn red in public.  From exposing my underwear to a restaurant to projectile vomiting in my face.  He has had moments that made me run for cover.

This weekend, we had one of those times.  HJ had swimming lessons on Saturday.  After his lesson, we always head to the women’s locker room to get him dressed.  Boys are allowed in the locker room until age 5.  However, I think after Saturday, it is best we head to the other area to change.

HJ was sitting on a bench while I dried off his hair.  He was looking over my shoulder at the mom and son across from us.  The mom had been in the parent/child swim class and was changing out of her suit.

Did I say HJ was looking over my shoulder?  I meant he was gawking at the lady.  Specifically, at her breasts.

“MOM!” He shouted, as he is staring directly at her breasts.  “MOM!  THOSE ARE HUGE!”

“Ok, shh buddy.”

“BUT MOM THEY ARE SOOO BIG!”

At this point I picked him up and dragged him to another area.  He oogled her chest the entire way.  At this point, I myself couldn’t help and notice… they were 3 times the size of my head.  He wasn’t lying.

I explained to him that if he wants to make comments about someone’s appearance, he needs to wait until it’s just us.  I told him it isn’t nice to stare and point at someone.  He understood and said ok, but also threw out another, “Those were HUGE!”.

3 Thoughts on ““Those are HUGE!”

  1. jennisincerely on March 11, 2014 at 12:00 pm said:

    Oh my gosh. I’m dying laughing! That is hilarious!

  2. hahaha omg did the lady hear/say anything?

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